by Microwavereadyspaghetti May 8, 2019
Get the Spit shine the coochiemug. A review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to:
1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement
1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement
That PowerPoint Presentation was so horrible that I printed it out and gave it a Brown Spit-Shine.
Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.
I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.
Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.
I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.
by Arnie P October 15, 2011
Get the Brown Spit-Shinemug. An Arizona Spit Shine (aka ASS) is the act of ejaculating on someone and rubbing it on them afterwards.
by TooDevious4545 December 12, 2022
Get the Arizona Spit Shinemug. Lead additive used extensively, almost comically, in protective coatings and plastics that would usually not require the addition of Lead.
Commonly found on: Childrens toys, flip flops, dishes and utensils, appliances, power tools, clothing, cosmetics, and nearly anything from Walmart. Often used in conjunction with Chinesium and Chinese Aluminium.
Commonly found on: Childrens toys, flip flops, dishes and utensils, appliances, power tools, clothing, cosmetics, and nearly anything from Walmart. Often used in conjunction with Chinesium and Chinese Aluminium.
*Nightly news* Is your home a toxic wasteland? Investigation tonight, finds high concentrations of Lead in Chinese manufactured products like baby formula and picture frames...
Me: Hmmm, gave it the ol' Chinese spit shine
Me: Hmmm, gave it the ol' Chinese spit shine
by baronvonfritz May 6, 2020
Get the Chinese spit shinemug. Larry ~ “i gave Lisa a cubano spit shine before her petty larceny trial”
Jim~ “in Cuba they say it’s good luck to do that before a court case”
Jim~ “in Cuba they say it’s good luck to do that before a court case”
by Sleepy pleepy October 26, 2018
Get the Cubano spit shinemug. by Penny Man August 4, 2008
Get the Spit-Shine the Old Water Pumpmug. 
Get the spit shinedmug.