Cock Spindling Butthole

'A nice person'

"Hey dude you're such a cock spindling butthole."
"thanks"

by geotongdru August 29, 2023

spindle fiber

someone who is completly useless can't do a thing right, and no one likes him/her and this person is easily distracted and made fun of

did you see that guy try to cut his lawn just a total spindle fiber

by ben8boom August 1, 2008

off da spindle

"the freshest," "the hottest"

Son, those new kicks are off da spindle, G!!

by hizzihotboy July 16, 2003

off da spindle

of or pertaining to a level of cool or awesome that transcends description

That Smeagol/Gollum soliloquy was OFF DA' SPINDLE!!!!!!!!!

by Arthur Vandelay July 14, 2003

spindling

When working with duct, pundling is a term that refers to accidentally pulling off a single thread of the tape, making it almost string like. Almost always unintentional.

"Shit, I have been spindling this roll of duct tape the entire day!"

by RedMarker February 24, 2009

Spindle Dick

A reference used to a male individual with a surprisingly skinny penis.

"Damm, did you see his spindle dick in that photo though?"

by Madame Bish Biscuits. July 6, 2018

Spindled

To be messed up, botched, improper, and or poetic

"I tried talking to Jessica but all my words were spindled'

by anonymous January 12, 2021