spindle tree

band. none of these guys have any game. except for the black one and the hot mormon virgin. i'd tap that. IT'S SO HOT IN HERE.

rob marshall: dude, spindle tree is totally copying us
jesse kyle: yeah, but they have no game

redhouse kid #1: IT'S SO HOT IN HERE
redhouse kid #2: kelen from spindle tree has entered the room...

by VIACOMALOVERR July 5, 2009

spindlebanger

the kind of person who would have sex on a bicycle

Steve is such a spindlebanger. He'd totally pork someone on a bike.

by BikeRackSr October 7, 2017

Spindlewhore

A girl who teases their boyfriend to the point where his chromosomes separate, much like what a spindle does.

Poor Johnny. His girl keeps playing games with him. He’s losing his mind. Damn spindlewhore doesn’t know when to stop.

by 01ESUOH November 2, 2017

Spindle Sander

When engaging in sex on the beach, the male will inconspicuously dip his genitals into the sand and then proceed with penetration in an act of spite.

Bro, did you hear what Josh did on vacation? He got into an argument with his girlfriend and used the ole spindle sander on her when they “went for a walk on the beach” later that night. She came back to the hotel walking like a cowboy.

by J-Sleezy69 April 21, 2022

Spinderland

A story that contains lore beyond any other game ever; a universe that has an infinite amount of information that stretches out to a different dictionary. Spinderland has adapted to various platforms such as geometry dash, RPG in a Box, and even Roblox.

Spimborx sets the whole plot in Spinderland

by Knottem January 30, 2023

Tindler Swindler Cock

Cock designed to swindle/ Dick capable of making a person do the unthinkable

Alex Davis possess is a Tindler Swindler Cock. After getting a taste of his Tindler Swindler Cock, Ms. KOFFIEA loaned Mr. Davis $6,000 in cash in the space of 2 weeks.

by Sweetwater242 May 7, 2022

Bone and Spindle

When your partner uses your penis like Survivor man trying to start a fire with a stick.

I had four girls practice the Bone and Spindle on me last night, and now I need a skin graft.

by Whitesugar50 June 7, 2018