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are you shitting me?

A more extreme way of saying "Are you kidding me?" This phrase is commonly used to express doubt, surprise, and sometimes displeasure.
Teacher: You got 56% on the Math final.
Student: Are you shitting me?
by amc91 April 25, 2006
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Shitting Duck

When you are in a public bathroom taking a shit and someone else comes in and takes a nasty shit and leaves before you get done. You end up getting blamed for it by everyone that comes in after that.
"Man, I was at work taking a shit and Billy came in the next stall and dropped a bomb and left. When I walked out everybody thought it was me. I was a shitting duck."
by kingofpc August 15, 2009
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Spitting Biscuits

"Things were getting hot last night with my new girlfriend so I decided to go down on her...big mistake! She was totally spitting biscuits!!"
by Owlcoholics August 6, 2014
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pants-shittingly awesome

An event so powerful and moving that it causes a sudden and terrifying eruption of the bowels
Have you seen that new movie yet? It was pants-shittingly awesome
by Brosef Dudeofski June 26, 2010
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shitting like a demon

1.)Defecating in a violent, uncontrollable manner that upon completion leaves one feeling weakened, unstable on their feet, and possibly light headed.

2.)Taking a devilish delight in defecating including, but not limited to: turning and looking upon the feces (hopefully located in a toilet bowl) with disgust and satisfaction; hoping the person in the next stall is gagging on the resulting stench; and loudly emitting moans or grunts that could be taken for either pleasure or pain by those close enough to overhear.
I need to sit down for a minute because I just finished shitting like a demon and now I'm dizzy.
by EmaHumongous305 May 18, 2011
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Shifting

"I wanna go to Hogwarts for real"
"Try Shifting"
by mrmalfoyswifey September 28, 2020
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Sitting on a cigar

Dude! Stop at the next rest stop. I'm sitting on a cigar.
by Chipf70 March 11, 2012
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