tar sphinx

a poo loaf that closely resembles a dirt cenataur, or fudge dragon. a tar sphinx is slightly longer than the mentioned poo tricks. best if layed (pooped) on the face.

doug passed out early, so troll tried to lay a tar sphinx in his mouth, but it landed in his eye.

by chia37 December 1, 2006

sober as a sphinx

A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.

"Nah man, fuck off. I'm sober as a sphinx!"

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

The Slovenian Sphinx

nickname for Melania Trump

The Slovenian Sphinx was the most linguistic First Lady in US history and was the first to appear in an adult publication.

by Coop Dupe January 17, 2020

Sphinx Toe

Camel toe that is so prodigious in size that it resembles the gap between the toes of the Great Sphinx more so than the cloven hoof of a camel. Usually found on morbidly obese women, but not restricted from including morbidly obese men.

"That fat chick has the worst camel toe I have ever seen." -steve-
"Dude, that's not a camel toe, that's a sphinx toe..." -Jon-

by WillCPKPh January 21, 2011

Curse of the Sphinx

Sexual move in which a guy or girl tantalizes his/her girl's cooch by striking an Egyptian pose with one arm and wiggling the fingers around in a tickling fashion. Very exotically erotic. Subject may have to be elevated for this.

The Curse of the Sphinx makes her hot every time.

by Cerberus Pup November 28, 2004

Sphinx Clap

Basically, it's double penetration via fisting, one goes in the rectum and one in the vagina, once inside, push the hands together to simulate a clap with the vaginal/rectal walls inbetween the palms.

Man1: Hey, John. Did you hear about Shelly?
Man2: Yeah, Graham did a right number on her. Sphinx clap and all!
Man1: She's destroyed.

by TheSecretDefiner March 22, 2011

Sphinx Cat

A defective cat

"Whoa whoa whoa. Who shaved that cat?"
"Umm, that's my cat. My Sphinx Cat."

by NekoNinja October 24, 2019