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spez

Adjective

Describes an especially (espezially) shitty person. Specifically when their shitty behaviour is related to their fragile ego.

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Steve Huffman (username "spez"), the CEO of Reddit, decided, in 2023, to sell out the website to advertisers and investors, in effect destroying communities for hundreds of thousands, maybe even millions of people. In response to protest on the site, Huffman implemented measures such as site-wide filtering of comments criticising him, coercion / not-so-subtle threatening of moderators etc.
Adam : I think rich corporations deserve to dominate the world and own slaves.
Peter: I respectfully don't agree with your opinion.
Adam: *Pistolwhips Peter*
Random passerby: That Adam guy is such a spez...
by notjasonmomoa June 21, 2023
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spez

To edit a post on r/the_donald. Replaced the word/button for "edit" after Reddit CEO, Spez, admitted to modifying users' posts on r/the_donald subreddit.
spez: yep mods changed the edit button to spez same day
by Saigun November 30, 2016
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Spitznagle

The token funny kid in a group who is typically underrated. Also a Spitznagle tends to play World of Warcraft.
Ian: Dude that was hilarious, tell that joke again.

Heath: Nah man, my level 70 Hunter needs to go ride a raptor.

Ian: You are such a spitznagle.
by Kevin Gypsy February 15, 2009
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Spitzering

To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.
Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.
by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008
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Spitze

German for awesome. An exclamation used when awesome doesn't quite cut it.
Person A: What's for dinner?
Person B: Beef. It's what's for dinner.
Person A: Spitze!
by Polanoid April 15, 2010
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shower spaetzle

The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.
John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.
by GuzziJoej1971 November 30, 2013
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spezzed

“she was spezzed yesterday can u believe it!”
by chazhaz123 April 14, 2021
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