sertified

Someone all about the life . A person that did it all and seen it all.

Don't fuck with them they sertified.

by sersertified May 22, 2016

Spermicidal Rage

When you use a condom correctly and she still gets pregnant.

Mark went into spermicidal rage when he found out Becky was preggers!

by Boris Gump July 16, 2017

Specified Booty Syndrome (SBS)

Specified Booty Syndrome (SBS) is a mental condition one is diagnosed with web they obsess over the same piece of ass for months made years at a time. SBS can be caused by a placing of an individual advice themselves and or they're friends. Specified Booty Syndrome is diagnosed under the following conditions use this for too trek if you or your friends have (SBS):
1. The patient is obsessed with the booty and had no plans to turn to any other booty when if the booty turned him down

2. That friend is reluctant to be in the same room as the booty and will go out of his way to avoid it

3. You're friends had been working towards this booty even though he knows fully well that it is impossible for you to attain said booty.

Guy 1 " Hey did you see Jarred he had been walking up and down the street for Morgan, even though she said he was just a friend. "

Guy 2 "Yup I heard that he walked out of his grandma's funeral to avoid being the with her"

Guy 1 " Damn that's the worst case of Specified Booty Syndrome (SBS) that I have ever seen."

Guy 2 "Yah hood life will never be the same "

by Dr. Strange September 6, 2014

spermicidal

One who is suicidal because of a lack of sperm.

She was spermicidal yesterday after spending the night alone.

He was spermicidal because he couldn't ejaculate.

by trannytranny February 14, 2009

commiting spermicide

to masturbateexcessively, usually a session of masturbation which is done in intense private ( as if at a friends house, or a public restroom(

DUDE...Brandon Paris came to my house, and when I walked into the bathroom, I saw him commiting spermicide to pictures of (we know who)!!! I made him wipe it up!

by Northun Californya Gangstuh March 12, 2008

been knowed (something specified)

This phrase is similar to "already know (something)" or "have known (something) for a long time". It's used when one is too lazy to speak the proper phrase. "Been knowed" seems to have a more powerful meaning though. Like you've known something so long that it's ridiculous that the other person trying to inform you of the topic that it is utterly ridiculous.

Dina: The new Snoop Dogg video is on the countdown.
Chris: I been knowed that fool.a

by ilovepp July 10, 2005

spermicidal maniac

one who masturbates constantly. every hour on the hour, or something to that degree of frequency.

dude, ted is a spermicidal maniac. i swear he dissapears at least 6 times a day to "clean his room"

by Mike Q. October 12, 2004