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i went ass-spelunking last night in your girlfriends ass
ass-spelunking by Ben Carroll October 30, 2003

Ass spelunking 

The act of opening and expanding the anal cavity of ones partner and then proceeding, with cave diving gear (ie: Carabiner, ropes, headlamps, etc), and entering the damp ridged caves of your consenting adult. Occasionally returning to the surface for air.
"Bro, I spent 3 hours ass spelunking last night."

"Oh yeah?, where at"

"Devons"

spelunking

If you ask people who actually go caving, spelunking is the derogatory term for stupid or unprepared cave trips. Origin: "spelunk" is the sound a clumsy caver makes when he slips and falls in a cave and lands in water.
If you don't take a helmet, more than one source of light, and a few friends into the cave with you, then you're not caving. You're spelunking.
spelunking by Sundog December 15, 2008

spelunking

1. (v) To explore virgin caverns, and or orafices. Best practiced with a helmet and possibly a light. (Unless it's scary looking, then forgo the light, but be sure to use the helmet!)
Timmy, my next-door neighbor and play-time doctor is multi talented--an accoplished physician and an experienced spelunker.
spelunking by JamiSpoon May 23, 2003

Sofa Spelunking

The act of searching under the cushions and in the cracks of furniture to find missing objects.
Yesterday I found three pencils, an eraser, a bracelet, and 61 cents while sofa spelunking for the TV remote.
Sofa Spelunking by pilotguy October 4, 2011

Facebook Spelunking 

The act of commenting on or liking posts, comments or photos from two or more years ago.
Why is this photo from 2009 in my feed? Oh, he must have been Facebook spelunking.