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ass spelunker

1) One who engages in the practice of exploring the anus and rectal passage of another, just as a spelunker enjoys exploring dark, dank, underground passages.
2) A person who acts as though he might enjoy the practice of ass spelunking.
1) Man that guy is an ass spelunker. I think I saw him in the Gay Pride Parade last week.

2) Goddamnit Jimmy, stop prancing around like a fucking ass spelunker.
by Ragefist November 17, 2002
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spelunk

other forms: spelunking, spelunked, spelunks(v), spelunker (n)

1. v.;the exploration of natural caves
2. v.;the exploration of a man's anus by either: A. himself, B. a female sex partner., or C. male sex partner.
1. Bat researchers usually spelunk many caves to find their information.

2. while watching porn: "Eww, did you see her slip her finger into his butt? She's totally into spelunking."
by angel December 22, 2004
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Spelunkavag

a cavernous vagina with an acoustic echo resultant from numerous romantic escapades.
With as much "fun" as Sara had on spring break, i'm sure her spelunkavag could use a breather.
by Munasty September 13, 2010
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colon spelunking

What that girl needs is a good colon spelunking.
by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004
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Wet spelunker

Another name for a dick/cock. In particular after having had sex in a wet pussy or ass.

Derived from the concept of exploring a dark cave which is usually very wet as can be seen with a pussy and ass after lube is applied.
The wet spelunker bulging in Davids pants was making it hard for Taylor to concentrate.
by Kittyslyfox December 2, 2020
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Ass Spelunking

The expansive exploration of the anal cavity taken to an extent far beyond typical examination. In order to be considered an ass spelunking specific symptoms must be present. Extreme pain, euphoria, nausea, loose stool, and loss of bowel control are typical. In order to be an ass spelunker one must have partaken in at least 75% of the anal event and have documented the such thoroughly. Any accomplice in the even is referred to as the secondary spelunker.
Many times ass spelunking is used in reference to homosexual acts, however, ass spelunking can also refer to those of hetero origin.
"That butt pirate goes ass spelunking nightly."

"Tuesday I went ass spelunking with Ashley and ruined her parents sheets. After she passed out a I gave her a superman."
by H. J. B. May 17, 2008
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deep tongue spelunking

A severe type of cunnilingus (oral sex on a woman).

Deep tongue spelunking usually involves trying to get ones tongue as far into the vaginal cavity as possible.
This is usually done by tilting ones head back and almost inserting the lower jaw/chin.

Use with caution "DTS" has been known to cause severe neck injuries and may also lead to trout mouth if the receiver has not been properly identified.
"This girl was so hot I went deep tongue spelunking for WAY too long now I have to wear this neck-brace for a week."
by Cracka61 December 1, 2006
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