Sleepy waffle 

When you blow your load in your lady, wait for her to fall asleep, and pour maple syrup into her and lick it out

Give that bitch a sleepy waffle, birches love a sleepy waffle!

Sleepy waffle by Magnificentbastard007 February 26, 2021

sleepy d 

Waiting until your woman goes to sleep and masturbate on her face

My wife wouldn't give me a blow job so I waited until she went to sleep and gave her a sleepy D.

sleepy d by snizzlewizzle September 30, 2015

Speppy 

adj.
A style, person, accessory, or article of clothing that is preppy, a little spunky, and also peppy. Speppy should always be colorful and stylish, and never punky.

other forms: spep, speppiness

Wow, Eileen looks really speppy today!

He looked pretty speppy at the dance with his aqua shirt and pink bowtie.

Speppy by kellogs143 June 22, 2011

sleepyboner 

The act of getting a boner during a sleepy state or before falling asleep while attempting to stay awake. It is also hard to get rid of.not to be confused with morning wood.

I couldn't get out of my seat in class because I got a sleepyboner almost falling asleep.

sleepyboner by duhbeezneez July 12, 2014

seepycat 

A person who wakes up and stretches every muscle in their body simultaneously and just keeps complaining they are tired all the time

Roommate one: "Hey, wake up, we need to hit the library. How are you feeling this morning?"

Roommate two: "The worst of the worst. I am such a seepycat today because you and that girl snored all night."

seepycat by sneakdest April 1, 2011

Speedy Scrotum 

A medical condition when a man has no control over his scrotum sack, resulting in complete ejaculation everywhere and anywhere.

Robert saw a pretty girl at the cafe and came all over himself. Robert has a speedy scrotum.

Speedy Scrotum by LaZingara September 28, 2017

Sleepy Girl 

A Sleepy Gilr is a girl who sleeps more than she should. She has reasons why she likes to sleep so much. She's the best type of girl that there is, she can be a little slow and shy at times. But she always cares for everyone, in the most purest of ways.

"Hey , you know that girl Kylee? "
"Wait is that the one Sleepy Girl who's dating James? "
"Yeahhh bro. "
"Damn it, James is a lucky ass MotherFucker"

Sleepy Girl by Grandmaster Lancaster May 31, 2018