Speedo Torpedo

A bulge in a person's swimwear caused by either an erection or extreme tightness.

"That dude has a Speedo Torpedo so big it could sink a battleship."

by ErnieTheGreatest November 8, 2014

raging speedhorn

band taking its name from word speedhorn/word, a metamphetamine induced erection

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

speedshifting

To masterbate so quickly and vigoursly your actions almost reach the speed of sound.

Speedshifting works well if you are in a hurry.

by 70GR March 18, 2011

speedo man

The most totally awesome nick name ever given to a totally awesome guy.

Speedo man is the most awesomest guy ever.

by Hanna Batiz December 25, 2007

Speedo Sailing

When a male and/or males receive oral sex from an anonymous person's father, then proceed to buy plane tickets to Finland.

"Dude I'm tired of school, need to get off, and would like to travel, lets go speedo sailing

by Overdose of Tums January 12, 2011

Coconut Speedo

Just two coconuts...

-Be sure to bring your coconut bras to the party!

-Oh, I'm bringin' my coconut speedo... Yah, just let your mind wander with that for a while.

by CreeperStash June 23, 2008

speedo pedo

someone who likes to watch boys in their speedos!

Rhea: OOooh look, speedos!
Josh: Speedo pedo!

by Trampikey and Goldie! September 5, 2005