During fornication with an unusually large labia, the male partner pulls out and ejaculates onto the engorged lips.
by Traffic Police March 25, 2010
When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.
I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.
by Blumper Decker Dactyl September 15, 2011
"I gave out all my klonopin to the kids on the party bus on the way to prom. It was literally a suburban speedbump."
by kjc-ftw June 18, 2022
by XRKelly September 05, 2019
When your barber sees a hot chick drive by and cuts a zooming line in your hairline
Can also refer to if your hairline is so bad it looks like if your barber hit a speed bump when cutting your hair
Can also refer to if your hairline is so bad it looks like if your barber hit a speed bump when cutting your hair
by THEFATHEROFYOU April 14, 2017
by littleblondespeedbump December 23, 2022
The result of low quality toilet paper. Characterized by the pilling of cheap toilet paper within the hairs of the user’s butthole. Can be experienced when being penetrated in the butthole.
by C_O_T_S October 08, 2021