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Painting the Speedbump

During fornication with an unusually large labia, the male partner pulls out and ejaculates onto the engorged lips.
Tom Arnold frequently enjoys painting the speedbump.
by Traffic Police March 25, 2010
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San Francisco Speedbump

When you hit a bump in the road while driving and go flying through the air. Meanwhile, your passenger unknowingly slips a dildo under your ass, spearing you as you land back on your seat.
I hit a giant pothole on the highway, and before I knew it, the gay hitchhiker I picked up had given me the San Francisco Speedbump.
by Blumper Decker Dactyl September 15, 2011
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speedbump tiktok

a content creator who mostly post their art like cartoon providing funny goofs and laughs. although he hasn’t shown his face we can all tell he has long puffy hair which is based on one of his characters. he also hosts a realm on minecraft bedrock which he plays on its mostly taken by a furry and a child.
“have you seen speedbump tiktok’s new tiktok???”
by anon103322 March 19, 2021
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Speedbump

When your barber sees a hot chick drive by and cuts a zooming line in your hairline

Can also refer to if your hairline is so bad it looks like if your barber hit a speed bump when cutting your hair
Hey his barber really likes speedbumps.
by THEFATHEROFYOU April 13, 2017
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Speedbump

Woah! Look at that girls speedbump, its huge!
by littleblondespeedbump December 23, 2022
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speedbumps

The result of low quality toilet paper. Characterized by the pilling of cheap toilet paper within the hairs of the user’s butthole. Can be experienced when being penetrated in the butthole.
Damn, these speedbumps are scratching my dick up bae.”
by C_O_T_S October 7, 2021
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Saugatuck Speedbumps

Common medical definition for hemorrhoids or anal warts.
Recklessly driving his Trouser Torpedo down Brown street, Johnny Wad damaged his suspension thumping through the Saugatuck Speedbumps at excessive speeds.
by Hugh Jardon 1965 May 12, 2021
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