A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine
Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat
I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
by Siege of Society December 13, 2018
Get the Rectal Speedboatmug. 
Close your eyes, imagine yourself on top of a snowy mountain. Those mountains are tits and that snow is cocaine. Also known as Mont Blanc.
“You motor boating sons of bitches!” Natalia said with a coy smile. “Want to kick this up a notch or two?”
Erol turned to Cary and asked rather excitedly “Is she saying what I think she’s saying?!”
Natalia eagerly interjects “That’s right fellas, rev up your engines... it’s frosty speedboat time!”
Erol turned to Cary and asked rather excitedly “Is she saying what I think she’s saying?!”
Natalia eagerly interjects “That’s right fellas, rev up your engines... it’s frosty speedboat time!”
by Dolphinsploosh June 29, 2020
Get the Frosty Speedboatmug.