speed bump

The significant other of the girl/guy you are trying to pick up.

"So I'm talking her up, and I find out she has a speed bump."
"Sorry to hear that, man."

by willard3 February 26, 2008

speed bump

You are hitting on the real knockout of a chick at Bar and as always there this one chick (speed bump) that gets in your way to cockblock.

I probably could have picked up this babe but she was with her girlfriend usually the overweight or heavy set (can be a boyfriend as well) and each time I put on the gas I had her speed bump in the way.

by earjacker September 23, 2008

speed bump

while getting road head, the man swirves to hit the curb on purpose, causing the woman to chock on the penis

I was getting road head from this girl and I totally speed bumped her.

by The Birdwatcher March 24, 2003

speed bump

A girl that'll fuck for meth.A female that prostitutes herself for methamphetamine.

Oscar-"I really like Sara. Last night we did some shit and talked till 6am. I think I'm going to ask her out." ChunkDaddy-"You got Sara spun and all u did was talk all night? U the biggest bitch I know! Dat speed bump suck my balls b4 I even knew her name cuz she hear I had a bag."

by ChunkDaddy September 4, 2010

Speed Bump

When you roll over in bed and your boner hits the sheets and slows you down.

"Man I was sleeping real good until that speed bump slowed me down."

by MoistDankSauce August 7, 2015

SPEED BUMP

A large external hemroid.

I was having bum sex with Susie and I hit her speed bump.

by ya right August 14, 2005

speed bump

the victim of a drive by shooting

3 thugs from that rival gang are now speed bumps

by G-U-N October 11, 2004