senior speeches

1.n. The once-monthly assembly where departing seniors pass on their "wisdom" to younger students, i.e., spew bullshit for 30 free lunch sign-outs. Occasionaly, someone decides to be funny or rebelious, but usually ends up looking stupid. See also the extremely rare, "HomoSeniorous Speechus," given only when the school is in the theroes of homophobia.

"Shit, it's senior speeches today, and I left my pillow at home."
or
"Damn, you see that senior speech today? Yeah, that kid Ravi wont shut his damn mouth."

by DeFranco March 14, 2004

speechlexia

When your words get mixed up and your sentence comes out backwards. Or words that you aren't trying to say come out.

I pulled my coat out of the oven and preheated the closet when my speechlexia got involved.

by Teetimer January 17, 2020

sketchless

chill; no cops...

shit son! don't do deals here, lets go to sketchless.

by Anne June 6, 2003

Speechies

Small animal classification. Usually used to describe newborn animals. Word reflects upon their cuteness.

Oh my god, look at that cute little puppy! What kind of speechies is it?

by LTVega October 14, 2012

speechlessness

Being speechless

I am so happy speechlessness overwhelmed me

by Mehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh;D October 22, 2013

Sleechpess

Its simplistic,

It's in the name, it's so poetic

SLEECHPESS

Yes speechless

I am now SLEECHPESS

by Mega Lollopop July 6, 2021

Speechley

Go out for a meal and make no effort to pay for it in the hopes that someone else will.

It was a lovely meal, there 11 of us in total, but Rich decided to Speechley it, so it cost a lot more for everyone that actually paid towards the bill.

by eddtheduck77 June 12, 2022