specs

Abbreviation of 'spectacles' - a pair of eyeglasses.

Where did I leave my specs? I want to peruse the latest edition of Club.

by Dan Fox August 4, 2003

Speccy bam

A Scottish slang term for someone who is special in every way possible.

Bam- another word for a bun

Fuck off ya speccy bam

by Vvgv May 19, 2021

Speccy Pigeon

A person who has similar features to a pigeon and he/she wears glasses/

Boy: Hey Look at that Speccy pigeon

Speccy Pigeon: Leave me alone ginger

Boy: Piss off Lewis you speccy pigeon

by Wanky Fucker December 15, 2010

Breast Specs

The phenomenon in which a male is unable to see the craziness, bitchiness, or overall blackness of a female's soul because he is courting, dating, or hooking up with her.

Similar to Beer Goggles but instead of being influenced by alcohol, he is blinded by boobs, booty, and/or the anticipation of intimacy.

person one: That girl is bitch!

person two: I think she's pretty cool, and I got her number.

person one: Dude, everyone knows she's crazy. Take off your breast specs for a second, you're not seeing straight.

by Mista Peetas March 17, 2013

Specky gongoid

A kid/adult who has thick rimmed glasses and the head the shaped of a toaster. Most specky gongoids are also fat and semi retarded.

Fucking hell my neighbours are a family of specky gongoids

by Beta hater June 22, 2018

Specs Appeal

When you cum on a girl's glasses after getting a blow job

After I gave Trixie a Specs Appeal, she had to use her fingers like mini windshield wipers to clean the jizz off her glasses.

by Feiwarris November 3, 2011

speccy four eyes

An insult for a kid who wears glasses, a phrase a bully would use to take the piss out of the fact the kid wears glasses. very mean if you ask me

-Oi speccy four eyes
-What
-you have speccy four eyes!
-boo hoo hoo
-ha ha ha ha ha ha ha loser

by annnnnna September 27, 2006