Shit Spackle

This is the shit that is caked onto different areas of the toilet and won't wash away after some lard ass releases a gas packed diarrhea load!

Every time that fatass uses our restroom, there's shit spackle in there for days

by Ed Bodine March 22, 2004

Smeckledorfed

To be swindled/robbed from another person.

My friend Rob was screaming, "THE CLERK GAVE ME FORTY INSTEAD OF FIFTY CENTS!" I was trying to calm him down, saying it was probably a mistake with counting. Rob insisted he was smeckledorfed.

by Turkeymash December 21, 2015

Speculatistics

These are statistical propositions based upon fuzzy numbers, guesswork or fantasy.

The committee report was filled with speculatistics based on data from God knows where!

by I, Wreckerrr June 16, 2021

Hit spit spackle

A hit spit spackle is when you are going to violently hit someone till they can barely see there mother it is also a very dangerous threat

Person: *being annoying*. You:I’m gonna hit spit spackle you.

by Trap master February 8, 2021

Speckling

To hide one (or more) bottles of the horrible english beer "Old Speckled Hen" in a friend's residence. When more than one bottle is being hidden it is customary to place one bottle in an obvious location, thus alerting the "victim" that they have been speckled and another bottle has been hidden more cleverly.

"While I was away visiting family in Ohio my friends were speckling me!"

by Rita247 December 5, 2011

Skeckled

An involuntarily dance move cause by excessive drug use.
When your limbs move uncontrollably

“ look at that bloke he’s that off his head he looks skeckled”
“ hey Nic do u wanna go the shop?”
“Nah man I had a big night, I’m so skeckled”

Hey Katie stop dancing!!
“I’m not dancin I’m just skeckled”

by Katielea June 8, 2018

blowing spackle

aggressively violent diarrhea

The day old Chili Caused such a stomach ache I spent the whole night blowing spackle all over the toilet.

by marble_player December 4, 2010