Spazio

From spastic, the disability.

Means a person that acts insane or mentally retarded
A person of strange common sense that cannot be explained.

Oh yeh Hannah’s such a spazio

by Chromosome69 March 7, 2020

Spazticated orangutan

An insult to a fat person with body weight that rivals that of an blue whale (fat retard). They refuse to do any physical activities what so ever and usually end up lying on the floor like a spazticated orangutan - hence the insult.

Guy - Haha! Your a Spazticated orangutan!

by The Koaladude September 11, 2005

spaztic

the full word from spaz
fully retarded and acts like a prick and and a offensive way to call someone who has very serious disorders with their body....

''hey look at this spaztic trying to do a sick pose!''

by sweet jesus April 12, 2006

Spazclerk

The kind of person who replies to a message.. and answers none of the questions orginially posed.

The kind of person who goes to the shop, and gets none of the items they went for... I'm sure all but a spazclerk can imagine the rest.

Well done spazclerk

by The Garden Post July 8, 2009

spazcat

A guy for whom the very act of talking to a girl is like being thrown into a pit of catnip. It gives them an infinite amount of giddy energy they have no idea what to do with and it bubbles out of them in the forms of stutters, physical tics (like bouncy legs and flexing fingers), permagrins, and the worst smalltalk physically possible.

"What is that guy's deal? He looks like he's about to take off into space and he just asked that girl if she likes sunny weather more than gingersnaps!?!"

"Yeah, I know, he's a total spazcat."

by CubistMonk October 19, 2013

spadicious

To act with speed and or purpose for a specific important reason

She was so spadicious at the store, I was so impressed.

by MSjayne13 November 9, 2017

Spaztick lingo

Right so basically I was in my maths class and I was gonna say to me mate "Im gonna shag ya nan" but coz I was angry and forgot what I intended to say and i said "Im gonna give ya nan the spaztick lingo".

spaztick lingo is another word for , shag , sex or intercourse
(Example in a sentence)

"Oh I would give her the spaztick lingo

by MCbattchy March 11, 2018