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spautistic

Spautism (pending inclusion in inclusion in DSM 6) derived from Sport and Autism is a mental illness suffered by many elite sports people who have trouble relating to normal people. This is, often characterised by the sports person's inability to talk or care about anything unrelated to their sport; looking blank and detached in social situations; and exhibiting 'odd' behaviour similar to home schooled children.
It isn't clear whether Spautism is a side-effect of the training and competition required to achieve an 'elite' level of performance, or that some naturally autistic people are better suited to the social isolation and repetition required to achieve that level of performance.
That chick over there is a gymnast
Yeah? Thats hot
But wait until you speak to her, she is severely Spautistic. Thats hard to get past
Oh thats a shame.
by ButtClassy December 3, 2016
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ANTI-SPORTIST

Some one against all sports and her son having fun
Raymonds mother throws out all his baseballs and pops all his basketballs because shes an ANTI-SPORTIST
by AMANDA AND RAYMOND March 28, 2004
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1. "Go away. This table is only for hockey players." "Why do you have to be so sportist?"

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