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Sparkle Cock

When a man gets head from a teenager and her sparkle makeup gets on his dong.
Yo, did you see Bromsa? He had mad sparkle cock from that tween.
by Quillar August 7, 2011
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Sparkle Fairy

A new variation of vampires pioneered by the Twilight franchise. They bear minimal resemblance to classical vampires and in many ways are more akin to fairies. One such difference is that they “sparkle” in the sun instead of dying and awesome deaths.
Girl: Oh no! Is that a vampire coming to kill us!

Guy: No don’t worry it’s just a sparkle fairy.
by canadiancolbertfan November 29, 2009
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Sparklegasm

Occurring when something is so sparkly, glittery or otherwise shimmery and shiny that it temporarily overloads your senses with sheer delight possibly causing a need for new underpants.

The physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of sparkly excitement, usually resulting from stimulation of the eyes by glitter, jewels or otherwise shimmery, shiny objects.

An instance of experiencing this.
The glitter eyeliner at the makeup store caused her to have a sparklegasm.

The diamond is so big that I have to change my panties when I look at it because I have a sparklegasm.
by mama-zilla January 2, 2011
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jimbob sparklepants

a exotic man who will sneek into ur house turn your clothes inside out and grade your cheese aka a tiny gremlin that kinda looks like spongebob squarepants...
hey omg someone snuck into my house last night

what did they do

they turned my clothes inside out

did they grade ur cheeze???

yea how did you know *GASP* WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!

nothing you just got jimbob sparklepants...

oh
by rawr! :P January 26, 2010
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Sparkle Cow

An organized cult-like group of middle-aged and elderly shut-ins, (mostly females) that can suffer from coprophagia, mental afflictions and morbid obesity, all with a shared worship of reality show loser Adam Lambert.

Known to attack at any perceived slight of the object of their devotion. Vicious in large packs.
This crazy Sparkle Cow is freaking out because I said "Adam who"?
by Ragged September 6, 2013
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sparkle motion

Phrase that can be used to describe something "awesome."

Originally from the movie "Donnie Darko," where Sparkle Motion was the name of a dance group composed of little girls.
by Marie December 28, 2004
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Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.

Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.

So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.
Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.

Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.

Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox
by SparklingWaterResearcher May 16, 2022
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