Shark it

A paranoid induced reaction(normally caused by the intake of the marijuana weed) that causes you to roam throughout a group of people.

Then dudes parents showed up! I had to shark it into the kitchen.

by chuck prince January 30, 2008

Spank it bloody

An aggresive and prolonged form of masturbation resulting in a chaffing and subsequential bleeding of the male genetalia.

Jim: Sorry you couldn't hook up tonight at the club. Hang in there man you'll get past this dry spell.
Gary: Thats alright I'm going to go home and spank it bloody to work out some of this frustration.

by Tdwg February 21, 2009

Spank it

When da bitch party all night long and then you join in

Hoe you best spank it and let me get up on dat table

by G sizzle December 22, 2015

spank it

Just like the word masterbait but short and hidden from people who might overhear and think badly. This will be a cover up and people might think you will be having sex without knowing in your head you are going home to masterbait

I'm gonna go home and spank it to that very sexy girl

by ntwn November 18, 2009

Shark it

To look up a song/artist on the website www.GroveShark.com that you intend (or are pretending to) look up.

Dumbass Drunk Guy: "Yeah, man, you totally gotta check out insert shitty band for sure!"
You: "uhhh yeah, I'll shark it! (or not...)"

by DrChelso August 30, 2011

spank it

To order through the drive-thru of a restaurant.

Are we eating in? Or do you want to spank it?

by trancis August 13, 2006

spank-it-ass

Adj. describes someting that is so stupid the only thing to save the situation is to say the statement below.

That's some spank-It-ASS SHIT!!

by JTMarasmus January 30, 2004