libby spangler

The most brutal thing ever made. Likes horses and looks like one as well. Is the definition of a cunt.

The jets libby Spangler in a football team

by Packingbombswheelinghockeymom December 26, 2021

cock spangler

an individual who frequently masturbates.

ever since joe couldnt find any little kids to fuck up the ass, hes become a real cock spangler.

by phjls83 July 31, 2003

bot spangler

A gentleman's gentleman *ahem*

OMG he's a bot spangler

by NastyPolarBear April 25, 2003

The Spangler

When you bring a girl home, barely bang her and instead just suck her hip bone like a big floppy Amazon leech and PISS ALL OVER HER BED.

Miguel: dude, what did you do last night?

Jack: Haha man i brought home a real freak last night and I totally gave her the Spangler

Travis: oh fuck, sounds like you really spangled the shit out of her

Miguel: well was she mad?

Jack: dude she was PISSED

Travis: HAHA CLASSIC JACK. TOTALLY STAR-SPANGLE-SPANGLERED HER

*all three in unison begin humming the star spangled banner*

by spanglebaby April 20, 2018

Commandant Spangler

Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.

Eric: (to Francis) "Commandant Spangler is gonna kill you when he sees this."

by daddyjenkins February 24, 2022

spanger

teenagers/young adults (who are perfectly capable of getting jobs) who stand in front of 7-11 and ask people for spare change so they can travel around the country on tour with some crappy jam band

combo of "spare changer"

"I can't even walk down the damn street without those fucking spangers begging me for my last quarter!"

by lulu98 December 28, 2005

spangled

A term used when a person has over-indulged, be it with drink or with drugs :)

"Go and talk to the chocolate elephants, what am i saying, i must be spangled!"

by Rusty Jones January 23, 2004