spambard

What websites that you have to join do to your email address.

3,873 Facebook and Fanfiction notifications in my E-mail. From this week?? I've been spambarded.

by X Veni Vidi Vici X August 20, 2011

spastard

One whom is both spastic and a bastard

You fucking spastard! You make me glad I never married your father.

by Joseph Webster April 24, 2015

Spaztard

An EXTREMELY special person with a mental problem. Used mostly as an insult but not ment to offend too much.

Wow, your such a spaztard!

by SomeGayPotato April 29, 2015

spamtaro

Spamtaro is a wonderful creation. Featuring on random websites on the internet in a Metal Gear Solid Spoof movie.

He kicks ass! And appears randomly, and just is generally awsome!

Its Spamtaro time >=)

*freakishly frightening wierd funny noise* *(^"&*5&_%(^£(%&EOY&*^_(*^+{()&*%

ROFL!!!

by WaNkMaStA tEaPoT + Co. July 24, 2005

Spaztard

A delightful combination of spaztic and retard. The eccentric word is perfert to describe and define many a folk!

Annie: Andy! You are such a spaztard!!! Dude!!!

by Helchel Noriffe May 7, 2007

Spartard

Someone addicted to Starz's original series, "Spartacus: Gods of the Arena" and "Spartacus: Blood and Sand". Said person will exhibit such symptoms as: Yelling at the scream while watching the program and reruns of said program; Quoting lines from said program; Dreaming about characters of said program, etc...

I've watched every episode of Spartacus at least five times and once with the captions on! I even screamed out loud at work when the copier jammed, "Oh Jupiter's Cock!" And I won't even mention the dream I had about Gannicus! I am such a Spartard!

by Luciepher March 15, 2011

Spaztard

Someone who was clearly thrown at a wall when they were born. Also known as noob.

Harry : 'I just ate a shoe HERRDUURP'

Michael : 'You spaztard.'

by Raywr. December 29, 2010