spamfic

A fanfic, usually under 10kb in .txt format, and usually written either for humor or shock value; a parody or short fic with a punchline.

That one spamfic you wrote totally, like, grossed me out, dude!

by Piemur1 January 8, 2004

samicide

when you commit suicide by paying someone on the street to run over you multiple times until fatality.

1-i hate my life. i want to die.
2-my cousin committed samicide. it was pretty affective. it might work for you.
1-ok thanks.

by ayyyyoooo May 29, 2009

SpamScam

An email sent to an incredibly long list of email addresses, usually advertises products to "Increase Your Man Rod!!" or "Free Online Meds"

Usually filtered by most email spam filters.

Yesterday I got the weirdest spamscam. It said I could get Viagra for a buck!

by AyNom-o-Lous August 7, 2009

spasmic gasm

word my drunk dad invented trying to describe to his wife how his food tasted when he got home wasted

Did you make this salad? Well its giving my mouth a spasmic gasm

by danielf October 18, 2007

Suamico Two Timer

the act of fingering a girl while recieving head in the back seat of a car. a Win/win situation for both participants. Developed in the town of Suamico.

"Dude i heard you gave hannah a wicked Suamico Two Timer last night."

by VDE April 4, 2008

samiches

What mom calls sandwiches.

We could bring some samiches.

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005

Spamish

An internet tongue afflicting those who can't stop sending emails.

Clicking on a link and then being buried in email because of it. "I asked about their store hours and they went all Spamish on me. I got buried in e-mails!"
spam email

by Smartycat July 30, 2011