spaceman

Posts spacey things that make you go "wtf?". He must be as high as a kite, and with the grammar of a 5 year old.

Fighter of NightDarker.

spaceman: so vegetablr stock comes from the bones of what vegetables?

by FuzzyBB July 25, 2009

Spaceman Spiff

From the famous comic, Calvin and Hobbes, it is one of calvins many alter egos. He flies around in a space ship in an unknown, but cruel galaxy where he crashes and meets many gross aliens. Bill Watterson(creator of C&H) created the character when he was in high school, where the name was "Spaceman Mort." It has now grown into the spaceman we know of as spiff. Bill Watterson has said Spiff is a parody of Flash Gordon, and the setting uses elements found in regular sci-fi.

We find Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire, poised precariously over a percolating pit of putrid pasta

by Spaceman_Spiff May 22, 2009

spackmonaut

Someone whose spasticity is astronomical.

"Paulo? Forget it. That guy's a total spackmonaut."

by Chris K December 18, 2004

spaceboarding

The transportation of butt juice from one fool's anal cavity to another's through a tube, usually see through, but that is not entirely necessary. Sometimes it is perforated, but that can get messy.

Last night I had a galactic spaceboarding adventure.
O Yeah.

Bart: You wanna go to the movies?
Raul: Naw, lets go spaceboarding.
Bart: I'm down.
Raul: Quiet, troll.

by Chupa Kabbra April 1, 2007

spacedogfarms

a small farm floating in Space offering the seediest seeds to grow the greenest greens.

"wow, those broccoli seeds from spacedogfarms are fuego. Germ rates were 90's and terps kept me level. Grew then and saved me a bunch of money from Whole Foods"

by warmlikeminnesota June 5, 2020

spacedock

spacedock
v. spacedocked, spacedock·ing, spacedocks

1. An activity performed in space during which two seperate vehicles or stations form an airtight attachment to each other, temporatily or permanantly.

2. A sexual activity performed before or after sexual intercourse, during which a man voids the contents of his bowels (feces) into a woman's vulva. Experts are unsure as to whether the act of spacedocking has ever been successfully completed, due to its extreme and lewd nature.

1. Shut up, I need to study this spacedocking manual if I'm ever going to be an astronaut.

2. Hey baby, wanna spacedock?

by nbiz September 20, 2005

Spacebound

The act of being in love.

Jeff has my heart Spacebound.

by corenabeanuh June 14, 2011