Spaceman 

A person who does or says some crazy shit that makes you question if they are really from this planet.

"Alyuh ever feel that stars is just giant light bulbs?"
"....Wah kinda Spaceman talk is dah bai"

Spaceman by RealMadFrogs January 2, 2022

Spaceman 

That one fella who "spaces" out when in motion (basically - people in autopilot)

Doublesman1: "Yo bro, yuh pack d spoons & ting right?"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
*2 hrs later*
Doublesman1: "Aye hear nah bai, I thought you packed d spoons & ting bai?!"
Doublesman2: "Yh yh yh fs"
Doublesman1: "Hoss yous one fockin spaceman eh bai"

Spaceman by DRChadThundercunt January 23, 2025

Spaceman bed sheets 

Bedsheets, specifically duvets, made of a non-stick, teflon like material that make the removal of spilled fluids (mainly bodily) easier to remove.

"See my spaceman bed sheets? they got nought jizz on them and I'm flying them t't mooon"

Spaceman bed sheets by beavis4666 May 22, 2012

Spaceman Toe 

A large toe on the foot that is reminiscent of a space man's helmet.

Did you see that girls toe? She has a spaceman Toe!!

Spaceman Toe by pharmman March 18, 2009

Spaceman Spiff

From the famous comic, Calvin and Hobbes, it is one of calvins many alter egos. He flies around in a space ship in an unknown, but cruel galaxy where he crashes and meets many gross aliens. Bill Watterson(creator of C&H) created the character when he was in high school, where the name was "Spaceman Mort." It has now grown into the spaceman we know of as spiff. Bill Watterson has said Spiff is a parody of Flash Gordon, and the setting uses elements found in regular sci-fi.

We find Spaceman Spiff, interplanetary explorer extraordinaire, poised precariously over a percolating pit of putrid pasta

Spaceman Spiff by Spaceman_Spiff May 22, 2009

Spaceman Spliff 

A joint made with small hemp paper which doesn't get you high - it gets you spacey.

Whatup, I have a lecture in half an hour, let's go have a spaceman spliff to get just a little spacey.

I need a spaceman spliff to put me to bed.

Spaceman Spliff by Spaceman1 October 4, 2010

Spaceman Wednesday 

The day of the week for partying when you're in space. Due to there being no calendars, it could actually land on any day of the week.

You going to Spaceman Wednesday?
But it's thursday... isn't it?
NOT IN SPACE!

Spaceman Wednesday by RikkiRockstar April 3, 2009