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Shumoocher

A smelly, lump of a person that lingers around your house long after they should have went home or taken a shower. They are willing to haul laundry from many miles away just to save money on laundry detergent even though they look and smell like they haven't cleaned their clothes in weeks. They also like to use your internet, cable and video games even though they spend more money in transportation costs getting to your house than if they bought these things themself.
I like your friend, but he's are a real shumoocher. He sat on your couch all weekend long and when he finally went home he left a big shit streak on one of the cushions.
by Stinky Hippie September 14, 2010
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Soukoku Smut

Dazai bit his lip, gazing down at the ginger below him, bound in chafing rope. Chuuya's cunt was soaked, leaking onto the bed. Osamu chuckled to himself as he slowly undressed in front of Chuuya.

"Remember Chuuya, if you listened, I wouldn't be doing this," Dazai cooed, revelling in the shorter boy's whines.

"T-touch me, damnit," Chuuya swore, hissing at Dazai. He bit his lip as Dazai pushed two fingers into his wet cunt, bucking his hips up to get more.

“D-Dazai- fuck- please!" Chuuya whined, "f-fuck me- I can take it" Dazai grinned and slid his fingers out, jerking himself once, twice before slowly pushing into Chuuya.

The ginger gasped, biting his lip and whining as he felt Dazai fill him, "t-too big,"

“Shh, you can take it, Angel“ Osamu purred and slowly thrust into Chuuya. The other squealed and threw his head back, letting Dazai take care of him. Dazai leaned down, biting his neck while fucking deeper into Chuuya, hitting his sweet spot and smiling when the other's legs began to shake.

"A-ah! D-Dazai- f-fuck- I can't!" Chuuya squirmed, his orgasm hitting him like a truck, whining when Dazai followed suit, filling Chuuya to the brim, bloating the ginger's tiny frame.
by strawberrycxnt August 4, 2022
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Scumo

Describes a person who claims to do work then leaves when you need them the most and try’s to get good publicity by giving crappy handshakes that makes them look like a publicity whore or publicity hound

Can also be described as a scomo
Wow look at that person he’s the Scumo of the group
by Just telling ya the truth January 8, 2020
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snumongous

A humongous snack

When you are a little bit hungry, but don't want to eat an entire meal and a snack is not enough to appease your hunger.
snack < snumongous < meal
A: "Oh man, I'd really fancy something to eat. I haven't eaten for three hours."
B: "Bro, get a snumongous."
by SabuRobert May 4, 2021
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Soumen

'Soumen' is a Bengali male name, which means 'Best(King) among the beautiful people'.'Soumen' is derived from 'Soumendra' which is obtained by joining of two words : 'Soumya'(means Beautiful) and 'Indra'(means The Greatest, The King).
My name is Soumen.
by soum91 June 30, 2011
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soukoku angst

Have you read Athina's new soukoku angst?
by wabisabisann November 4, 2020
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soumaya

A very sexy person. she is known for her strong abilities: "I called soumaya names and she knocked me out"
"Soumaya is a perfect figure of a real life doll"
by FrankieMartinez104 April 6, 2017
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