emergency screen

minimized window(s) of work-related material on your computer screen that can be brought up quickly to hide the fact that you've been browsing facebook or googling when your boss is approaching

"Yo Brian, check out Beth's pics from the party last weekend. What a slut! Oh shit, Bob's creeping! Bring up that emergency screen with the spreadsheet of the earnings report from last quarter."

by BGbeemer March 13, 2010

Blue Screen Of Death

Microsoft's most successful program

"At microsoft, we are running out of money, so we will now charge you for the blue screen of death"

by Carl November 20, 2003

stalker screenname

An alternate screenname used for situations on the internet that require anonymity

You might use your stalker screenname to:

1. check if someone has blocked you on AIM
2. hook up with random people through craigslist
3. harass people you dislike

by Moggraider May 7, 2009

Screenshit

The art of screenshotting an NFT and getting the owner mad

Random person: I can screenshit this and now I own it too!
NFT owner: NO YOU CANT DO THAT IM SUING YOU!!

by idontreallyknowwhattotype November 29, 2021

lata bitch, get the fuck off my screen

Trick2g's famous line

trick2g: *outplays*
trick2g: LATA BITCH, GET THE FUCK OFF MY SCREEN

by godEn0moto December 7, 2019

Ghetto Screen

Large LCD tv watched by gypo's and manu fan's.

"Chelsea are 1 nil down and Gallas is Arsenal's joint top scorer. You might as well switch off and put your ghetto screen on ebay 'cos you're winning fuck all this season."

by sooner_gooner August 18, 2009

Screen Freckles

The little dried pieces of flegm, mung, snot, and boogers on one's computer screen from continuous coughing without covering one's mouth.

Dude, I can hardly read this Urban Dictionary definition because of all your damned screen freckles!

by bukowsky January 5, 2010