Tube Socking

The action of using an erect penis to "dock" with a pink sock (blown out asshole).

My boss' dog was walking around with a pink sock, he must have crapped something big. Anyway, my boss, Luigi, got an erection and tube socked the poor dog. -Tube Socking

by pantytramps July 4, 2010

socking it

When a lone man who receives little attention ejaculates in public with a sock over his penis.

Kevin was socking it during the puppet sex scene in Team America.

by JCM Crew June 1, 2006

fresh socking it

When you're so rich, you can afford to wear a brand-new pair of socks every day.

Bill Gates is fresh socking it.

by Fauxpaw January 31, 2007

socionerd

Someone with all the social ineptitude of a nerd but with no redeemable skills or intelligence.

Jesus, those socionerds have been watching anime for two days straight.

by Ariel Levi Simons April 23, 2005

socknit

Cockney rhyming slang for pussy:

socknit -> cockpit -> pussy

You socknit!

by I, A Dirty Con! August 10, 2009

blue socking

The act of wearing a condom throughout the day in the off chance of scoring unexpectedly.

“I might score with Susan today, better be blue socking today”
“Good idea”

by Ccofval10 December 24, 2017

Dirty Sockow

While sitting on your girlfriends face in the 69 position, so as to prevent her struggling from breaking the seal, fart in her mouth and/or nose and keep the seal intact until she farts your fart out of her butt.

I took my girlfriend to the movies last night and she kept dozing off. So I tossed her down and gave her a Dirty Sockow right there in the theater!

by NotMadeUpByMe November 15, 2022