Soak it

When a man inserts his penis into a female's vagina and allows it to sit, unattended, for an unspecified period during which pruning occurs.

"Did you soak it?"

"I would have but her gash was barren like the desert."

by O-Chan December 17, 2008

Soaked

A 31337 way of claiming a burn. Often used at a point of extreme humiliation.

Guy #1 : She looked like a Japanese game show host with Parkinsons..

Guy #2 : Haha! Soaked!

by The Own Zone October 7, 2009

soaked

When you have had way to much to drink and are flat-faced drunk.

Man, that dude is SOAKED!!!

by shinytown December 3, 2016

soaking

The process by which one delays washing one's dishes indefinitely.

A rice cooker pot takes about 30 minutes to soak through before it's ready for washing. She's left hers soaking in the sink for 3 days now under that pretext!

by anthonylebrun January 24, 2009

soaked

To get completly drunk and beligerent, as after the "pre-soak" at the home before the bar

man when we got to the bar we were just soaked

by Kudge May 12, 2006

Soaked

A safe term used to describe being stoned when in front of people that cannot know that you are stoned. It's popularity has grown drastically in the greater Miami area.

Upon hearing this term most people automatically assume that you are referring to wetting your pants or just being wet in general. No one ever assumes that you are implying being under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, I'm soaked.

I got soaked earlier but we had a great time.

by Ind3lible October 5, 2011

SOAK

The Source of All Knowledge. (Wikipedia)

Can also be used as a verb: To SOAK meaning to use the SOAK to acquire information.

"I'm going to the SOAK because I don't know anything about the absolute ruler, Louis XIV."

"Who is Aung San Suu Kyi?"
"I do not know, perhaps you should SOAK it."

by midget in the playground November 19, 2007