A hot spring spa/resort with indoor private tub rooms in which randy guys take their wive's or girlfriends with the intent of getting a little hot steamy action, but more often than not just hear the words, "No way, those walls are way too thin, and I'm not so sure about this water..."
"I took her out to dinner and then to the soak-n-poke, but she was worried the manky water would give her an infection."
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"