A hot spring spa/resort with indoor private tub rooms in which randy guys take their wive's or girlfriends with the intent of getting a little hot steamy action, but more often than not just hear the words, "No way, those walls are way too thin, and I'm not so sure about this water..."
"I took her out to dinner and then to the soak-n-poke, but she was worried the mankywater would give her an infection."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!