snurfle

Verb meaning: to bathe in the deliciously warm and comforting body of one's lover; especially: placing one's face in the crook of the lover's neck and nestling in.
Can also be extended to the act of love-making itself, but this is rarerly used.

Note: can be used as a noun, as in "I need the snurfle," or as an adverb as in "You are so snurfly tonight!".

*Derived from snuggle with references as well to cuddle and nuzzle, but meaning all three and then some.

I can't wait to get home and snurfle with you.

by grover January 29, 2004

slurple roost

a freeloading shitbird who drinks too much, sleeps on the couch and slurps his ramen noodles

Joe: wtf is wrong with pat man? all he does is sit on the couch all day eating ramen
kevin: yeah dudes a slurple roost im about to kick his ass to the curb

by jimmy football2002 May 18, 2010

Snurtlesaurus

A Snurtlesaurus is a mix between a snake, a turtle, and a stegosaurus. Snurtlesauri are multi-colored, with the most common color as green or purple. The call of a Snurtlesaurus is a very distinct "SNiRT." If you do happen to see one in the wild, do not harm it, because there only two left on this planet.

We saw a wild Snurtlesaurus today.

by TK1224 April 20, 2015

snurbleberry

When you blow your nose in a woman's vagina.

Ted had a cold so he gave that bitch a snurbleberry.

by Dr Frank N Furter September 9, 2016

Snurdleturt

A mildly annoying but lovable human that you accept in all their naughtiness.

My sister is such a snurdleturt for stealing my cookie!

by a coalition of idiots January 10, 2020

snurkle

a cross between a snort a chuckle and a giggle. usually heard in pubs after a good joke or shocking comment resulting in the messy spraying of beer from ones nose.

everyone snurkled when they heard what had really gone on behind the bikeshed last night .

by heffalump May 5, 2005

Surpleased

getting a suprise that pleases you.

I was so surpleased to find out my exgirlfriend got in a car accident.

by jonnyboxlick October 28, 2008