Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

Snuggeth

A hybrid life form. One part Snuggy, one part shuggoth, Snuggeths come in five sizes: small, regular, large, extra-large, and Cthonic.

Hal didn't show me how to summon one but he did give me a regular size snuggeth.

by Malazoth November 7, 2010

Smuggling Bananas

When a male wears very tight pants (or shorts) showing off a distinct bulge.

"Look at the spandex pants on that bass player. Looks like he's smuggling bananas!"

by Red001 May 27, 2012

Smuggling the hot oil

Phrase

1. Having a large amount of cum/lube in ones ass held in by a butt plug

2. When you mean to say Hanging Around but mess up.

Person 1: Well now that you’re all smuggling the hot oil, I think it’s time we took care of some business.

Person 2: Uh, the phrase is hanging around.

Person 1: What did I say?

Person 2: Smuggling the hot oil.

Person 1: WTF does that mean?!

by Davis Crimsha March 25, 2020

Turtle Smuggler

In Australian culture, a man or woman with a pot belly, or beer gut, giving the appearance of hiding a turtle under their shirt.

Brian’s pot belly makes him look like a turtle smuggler.

by Aussie Turtle Smuggler November 28, 2019

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

by PalermoD April 13, 2008

smuggard

A person displaying an attitude marked by excessive complacency or self-satisfaction. Someone just a little too pleased with him or herself.

Ever since Glenn got the raise and the hot wife he has become an insufferable smuggard.

by Smuggard April 7, 2010