Nigger Snowblower

When a person is too lazy to shovel their driveway so they just drive over it a bunch of times in their ghetto cruiser to flatten it out, often getting stuck at the end of it.

"Hey, did you see the neighbor try to use his nigger snowblower? He got stuck so bad it took 4 people to push him out!"

by TheManwiththePlanhellyeah December 19, 2008

Texan Snowglobe

An underwater bukkake that takes place in a hot tub or jaccuzi

Kendall thoroughly accepted the Texan Snowglobe at last nights pool Party

by Kristan&Tristan June 27, 2011

Snowglobe Express

A group of guys pull a train on one of the group's wife/girlfriend and then shake her up like a snow globe so they don't know who is the father.

Let's stop at Joe's house after his bachelor party and pull a Snowglobe Express on his fiance

by legendary T-Bone December 3, 2018

Snowblower Slushi

When a girl is giving a guy a bj in the snow and he cums and it semi-freezes from the cold. The cold makes it like a frozen slushi.

Last night I was with Chantal and we wanted to try something new so I gave her a snowblower slushi.

by TRX534 October 17, 2009

Columbian snowblower

When your place cocaine on your partners asshole and they fart the pile into your face

I hung out with Ashley last night and she gave me a Columbian snowblower.

by LittleDbigBs March 31, 2023

Burger and a Grape Snowcone

A ‘Burger and Grape Snow Cone’ is an outdated courting method where a man takes a girl on a date, but rather than raping her, the man spends most of the date making sure she is having a good time. The man would often drop the girl off, safely, back at home.

This metaphor would later confuse a younger generation of Tik-Tok users, who are used to everything being a sexual euphemism, as it often is in “Bro-Country.”

“You know in that song Chattahoochee when he says ‘Settle for a Burger and a Grape Snowcone” he is actually talking about getting some dome?” - Some dumb bitch on Tik-Tok.

by timwalz November 2, 2021

Snowconey

A person who thinks very highly of themselves, but the only thing they ever talk about is how much they mess up

Caleb: I am the greatest there ever was
Brayden: didn’t you lose your football game?
Caleb: … yeah
Brayden: Snowconey moment

by Ceoofurom October 5, 2021