Snortmas

When your friends gather to snort coke on Christmas because your long time drug dealer offers Christmas discounts

We are celebrating snortmas on 25th & everyone is invited!

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 18, 2021

soregasm

Invented by the artist Peaches, a soregasm appears to refer to the feeling you get having an orgasm after having way too much rough sex. It hurts, but is still groovy.

Hurts so good I got a soregasm.

Lee fucked me so hard I totally had a soregasm.

by Hguh the Liquor Psycho January 1, 2007

snowgasm

1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced while engaging in snow sports during peak snow conditions, usually accompanied by adrenaline rush and uncontrollable verbal expressions of pleasure.
2. an instance of experiencing this.
3. intense or unrestrained excitement while participating in snowsports such as snowboarding, snowkiting, or sledding.
4. an instance or occurrence of such excitement.
–verb (used without object)
5. to have a snowgasm.

Beau had a snowgasm while schralping freshies through three feet of virgin powder in Tahoe.

by Beau Smith February 4, 2008

storegasm

The excitement you get when walking into a store where every piece of merchandise is a piece of merchandise you would like to purchase.

or

The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.

Fundo had a storegasm when he walked into the wholesale porn shop.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

snowgasm

The intense, euphoric feeling skiers and snowboarders who live in or near ski resorts experience whenever the weather forecast calls for heavy snowfall in ski areas. Often enhanced by overly enthusiastic TV weather forecasters or radio personalities.

John, a snowboarder and Fran a skier both experienced a snowgasm when they heard the weather forecast of a major snowstorm for the Colorado mountains. Dan however, who couldn't care less about the ski areas was upset because he had to delay his travel plans for a day.

by Ahina December 20, 2006

simultaneous snoregasm

Profoundly peaceful sleep shared by a couple after lovemaking.

Feeling what he knew would be her final orgasm of the night, he joined her, in perfect sync, and they fell into a state of simultaneous snoregasm, neither of them stirring until sunrise.

by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020

Snowgasm

The feeling a skier or snowboarder experiences when floating on top of/drifting through huge amounts of amazing fresh powder.

When that nor'easter hit, Joe went up to the mountain and had many snowgasms throughout the day.

by Snowgasmic March 28, 2011