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Top Snotch

Form of female gratification on some image boards. The words "Rated Top Snotch" appear on the image of one deserving female poster. "Snotch" is a combination of the words snatch and notch. Hmm yea.
This girl is so fucking hot, she's rated Top Snotch.
by m00nc0re June 8, 2007
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snotchety

A term reserved for constantly crabby younger persons, combined with an added element of young snobbishness (sometimes called "snotty") that usually accompanies the ill-temper of the individual.
Derived from the word "crotchety", which usually connotes an older ill-tempered individual(geriatric population)but combined with "snotty" to indicate a younger person.
Person 1: Hey did you see the episode of "Sweet Sixteen" when the girl flips out when 50 Cent did not show up at her party and she did NOT get a BMW?
Person 2: No, I can't watch that show, the kids are way too snotchety.

Person 1: I can't believe that T.A. told me to gain more perspective in my papers for Avant Garde Art Appreciation. What does that T.A. know anyway, I mean he hasn't even been to the birthplaces of avant garde like I have many of times before I even came to this university!
( walks out of the classroom still ruminating )
Person 2:(to fellow students) What a snotchety bitch! Next time she talks, I'm throwing her out in traffic
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Snortching

Boy you snortching me ain't you?
by Croakus November 6, 2011
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Slortcho

Combination of slut, whore, bitch, and ho. Used as an ultimate insult.
1. That bitch is such a slortcho tryin to get with Trey
2. Back off slortcho!
by lemonflyinhiii July 28, 2011
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coochy snorcher

southern US slang for a woman's lady bits. Used in the vagina monologues.
Ricky: check out the coochy snorcher on that one.

Mike: sweet.
by beksroy September 7, 2010
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coochie snorcher

Slang for vagina. Since coochie by itself already means vagina, snorcher may indicate some action taken by, or done to the vagina. Snorcher may perhaps indicate cunilingus.
That girl has a nice coochie snorcher. It tastes of milk and honey.
by Varius January 6, 2005
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snootch to the nootch

Term made popular in films by director Kevin Smith by the character Jay; means of denoting the lightheartedness of a comment or joke. Also, a general exclamation.
"Man, I totally had sex with your mom. Snooch to the Nooch!"
by Musasa May 4, 2005
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