Snoobing

A sexual act that involves a woman sliding naked down a slide with her legs spread , while a man waits at the bottom with a fully erect penis. The goal being for the woman's vagina to make contact with the penis at the bottom thereby achieving sexual intercourse. Due to high level of skill involved it should only be attempted by trained proffesionals. Sidenote: This is believed to be the inspiration for the song "Crash into me" by the Dave Matthews Band.

My girl and I tried snoobing last night and I broke my dick

by Snoobing November 28, 2016

Swamp snooch

The sticky, uncomfortable feeling in the vaginal canal after a girl has intercourse and has semen excretions after having stood up again.

Ughh... I shouldn't have banged one out before work because now I have swamp snooch.

by Swamp snooch July 1, 2015

snooded

Where the wire for your headphone or charger gets bunched at the ends leading to the death of the said charger.
Also could be known as turtlenecking

I’m so annoying my charger became snooded today

by JBak5 May 8, 2018

beer snoob

Somebody who's pretentious enough to think that drinking Hoegaarden, Stella Artois, or Guinness, means they appreciate the fine craft of brewing. Often includes Americans who exclusively drink OTHER countries' mass-produced beers while neglecting to notice their own world-class microbreweries.

Beer Snoob: "Oh god... Nick only brought Coors for the party. Now I'm going to have to go out and pick up a six of Stella Light."

by yajme August 26, 2009

snoo snoo

A word coined by the television show Futurama, by the Amazon women. It means the act of copulation.

In Futurama, the Amazon women's corporal punishment was "death by Snoo Snoo."

by Calvin Hobbes September 19, 2006

Snooch Sniper

One who has great aim for the target that lies between a woman's legs.

That guy Wil, he's one successful snooch sniper.

by Extra Josh March 14, 2009

Snobosphere

The realm of the upper intellectual echelon, the members of which put on airs so rarified that only their gifted minds can find sustenance within this noospheric layer.

Only members of the snobosphere could understand that pretentious joke of his about the relationship between piperidine drugs and the outdated nature of exorcism.

by ctmps June 8, 2018