Woppery Snobbery

An egocentric disorder peculiar to Italian Americans. Obviously their food is tastier; their cars are faster and nobody can run a bookie joint better than a member of the Woppery Snobbery order.

Paulsy: Who in the hell cares if I put cottage cheese in my lasagna? The Italians think they invented food preparation and shit; they've all got freakin' Woppery Snobbery.

by PokerBroker December 18, 2010

snobber

n. a combination of canine nasal secretions(snot)and canine saliva(slobber)that build up on inside of windows in automobiles or on doggie doors.
v. to deposit these secretions on any surface.

The snobber build up on the passenger side window indicates he has a dog.

by Jack M. Wyatt II September 7, 2008

Snoobies

Snoobies are breasts covered by a Snuggy. Said breasts are snoobies whether they are clothed or bare underneath. Snoobies are apart of a method of striptease, in which the female has nothing but a snuggy on, and proceeds to slowly remove it. Men with large breats are also entitled to have 'snoobies'.

"Bro, she teased me so bad with those huge snoobies!"

by Cptn Cadaver March 1, 2010

textbook snobbery

a blind, often aggressive belief in what one's textbook says, in violation of the facts. Derived from the military term "combat snobbery."

French kid: My textbook said capitalism is evil!
Smart kid: And that's why those who live in socialist countries are so poor and unhappy?
French kid: ... but it said Americans are evil!
Smart kid: You seem to suffer from textbook snobbery, sir.

by Blazko March 10, 2008

snoobie

A person who's a noob but comes across as cute or endearing because they don't know anything about computers or gaming but are happily willing to learn

(Note: Yes, noobness can be tolerated or even cute sometimes.)

"Oh, she's a snoobie but she's learning."

by Tasha Bunny May 16, 2005

Snobble

An onomatoepaic word to describe the noise that is made when someone eats with their mouth open.

To snobble:
Mother to child at the dinner table 'Stop snobbling and eat with your mouth closed!'

by Tania K October 6, 2005

snobberino

a person who believes that they are too cool for apple products

like they think theyre cool by not conforming to macs but guess who has no viruses and a pretty interface snobberino?!?!?

by preghost March 30, 2015