snigger

another type of laugh. but careful when you say it or one slip of the tongue and you're fucked.

he sniggered at the boy

by opeaii December 20, 2020

Every. Single. Time.

Used to draw attention to an obvious connection between those who share their ideology and agenda with the international banking cartel to brazen and overt attacks against the long term sustainability of civilisation.

Bill: I read an article by Joe Schlongberg discussing how your wife should be free to sleep with whoever she wants and you should just support her, no matter how many venereal diseases she contracts.
Harry: Every. Single. Time.

by Augustisimus December 2, 2020

Clueless 20-something single male exemption

A right invoked by males in their twenties to NOT do what is socially expected of most adults.

Bob: Normally, I would say you should get Joe a gift for having his first baby, but you may be able to invoke your Clueless 20-something single male exemption, and do nothing.

Ted: Good point, I am pretty sure there is something about that in the U.S. Constitution.

by RedBeard53 October 9, 2009

Once you go black you become a Single mom

When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.

Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.

Miles- I gotcha

by Leroy McLevine June 10, 2011

hot singles in your area

Something that all the ads say, but is never, ever, true.

John saw an ad saying that there are "26 hot singles in your area" that want to meet up with him, and thought it was true. He was disappointed when no messages from hot singles came for him.

by Mondonodo January 23, 2014

Single

Me

"I'm single and I'm proud!" (Goes to quietly cry)

by Peggy shculer June 18, 2017

single women in your area

They hunt after you relentlessly, not even the backrooms can stop them.

person 1: oh Jesus, the single women in your area are right behind me!
person 2: gg no re

by £420.69 January 25, 2022