Sniffleupagus

Illegitimate love child of Snuffleupagus and an unknown Sesame Street guest star.

Sniffleupagus came forward in early 2005 claiming to be the son of Snuffleupagus. Snuffleupagus quickly denied the allegations that he had fathered a child with a member of the Sesame Street cast. However, DNA testing performed by experts employed by Maury Povich proved that Snuffleupagus was indeed the father of Sniffleupagus.

Sniffleupagus has since been seen frequenting various clubs in and around Las Vegas. He owns several private condos in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

The identity of Sniffleupagus’s mother was never revealed.

Sniffleupagus, son of Snuffleupagus.

by Jimmy "Butt" Cheeks March 27, 2010

snifflebutt

a sweet girl, extremely cute, who is clearly sick but denies being sick. then usually tries to verbally attack you to change the subject.

quit lieing about being sick, freakin snifflebutt

by John Q everyman September 27, 2010

Snuffletrout

Someone's self-esteem.

James: You suck at football!
Harold: Noooo! You're hurtin mah snuffletrout!

by TheSnuffliestSnuff March 29, 2011

shit sniffle

a sniffle used by someone taking a shit in a public restroom to assert dominance and provide the newcomer awareness of his presence. the shit sniffle also entails that he/she was there first, so finish your business in a timely fashion, then get the fuck out so he/she can finish one's shit in peace you dick

I was about to release the flood gates after my chipotle burrito with double meat and extra hot salsa when this little bitch decided to walk in on me in the 4th floor library bathroom, so I laid out a mean shit sniffle to let that pussy know he better get the fuck out in the next 15 seconds or he was probably gonna hear noises and smell things he'd never experienced in his entire lifetime ever again

by realg March 31, 2015

shifflette

A type of blunt; usually consists of extremely large amounts of ganja rolled into a pregnant shape. Always accompanied by shotguns. This type is strictly for pros.

We was smoking a shifflette and some gabe passed out off of one shotgun.

by Philly Phil July 27, 2006

Snifflegate

The act of being a little bitch and acting sick.

Remember snifflegate? You mean when Drew left after lunch because he was "sick" ?

by Pretordepot June 16, 2018

Sniffle Sack

Describing someone's nose when it is big and drippy.

Please grab a tissue and wipe that sniffle sack.

Did you get that big sniffle sack from your mom's side or your dad's side?

by Dirty Dan Buck January 18, 2021