snide ride

scottish saying for someone who is completely shit in bed

yeah he was a snide ride, he couldn't even get it up.

by fugly chick August 24, 2010

Google-Sided

V. This is what happens to you when you start to Google a subject but become sidetracked by results that have nothing to do with the original/intended subject. Resulting is forgetting what you were originally looking up, or delaying the desired information.

Allison: "Let's Google arctic penguins."
Danny: "Ok. Hey! Look at these images of the polar ice caps!"
Allison: "That's crazy. Are they melting?"
Danny: "It look's like it. Do you believe all the hype about global warming?"
Allison: "Yeah, but, wait, I thought we were googling penguins. We're getting Google-Sided."

by Allison976 March 18, 2007

double-sided dutch squirtfest

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid

Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

by jerome612 May 4, 2017

One sided love

When the person you love is being happy but doesn't see how depressed you are because you are the only one to feel the love. Also called a sad reality

He/she is being all happy with another person while i'm depressed, waiting for a miracle. This is, one sided love

by YoonminIsReal July 13, 2017

snide

A mean, snobbish or spiteful remark. Usually used to describe an insult or a haughty statement.

He gave a snide remark.

by Mandy March 29, 2003

one sided love

when your in love with someone who is either in love with someone else or not you. basically only one of the two people have romantic feelings for one.

one sided love is heartbreaking

by Bruhduddles June 9, 2018

Todd Snider

Greatest Folk Singer ever. Most known for the song "Beer Run" but has many other great songs. Has recently gained a ton of popularity in the Americana music scene.

Todd is Originally from Portland Oregon but currently resides in East Nashville, TN. Released his first album "Songs for the Daily Planet" in 1994 His latest release "The Storyteller" was released in February of 2011

Todd is known for telling stories about his songs during live performances that may last up to 18 minutes.

I bought the new Todd Snider album yesterday it is amazing.

by fatcatracing May 1, 2011