Snetch

adj. Something very hip or in style.

Syn: Cool, awesome, tight
Ant: Weird, gross, foul

Those new designer jeans are so snetch!

by franchel December 20, 2009

Selch

The process of a man ejacualting inside of another person's rectum and then using a straw to suck the semen or blum out of that same ass with a straw. The straw used should be a curly straw.

That last selch that I slurped up was like a warm McDonalds milk shake.

by Slick Dick Lick June 17, 2004

Smelcher

One who sucks the cum out of a woman's vagina after ejaculating. Akin to snowballing.

I had no idea John was a smelcher. After we got done doing the nasty, he started sucking his milk back out!

by Some,kid July 27, 2008

be ima shelcha

it's "swear on your mom"in Hebrew.
Usually used in a sarcastic/cynical way.

"did you know that if people are killed, they die?"
"be ima shelcha?"

by dinosaur teeth November 5, 2015

Snerched

Binding not fitting in correct place

The lid of the jar has snerched up it has not followed the thread and and damaged the lid therefore becoming unfit for purpose.

by Disembowers July 28, 2018

Spelching

The act of oraly receiving your own semen that has been retrieved from another persons anus with either a third persons penis, or a dildo.

Mate, that threesome we had with Jennifer last night was great, but that spelching was not the highlight of my night.

by JH-MG September 25, 2017

Selch

Originally crafted in Iowa, selching has taken the world by storm. Intended to eliminate the need of a separate felchee and a felchor, selching took off as a way of self-stimulation. Proper selching form has been described as requiring two separate steps: 1) Initially, the selchor, serving as depositor in this stage, must deposit his semen into his own orifice—usually his own rectum, 2) After a few minutes, the selchor must then serve, simultaneously, as the felchor and felchee as he retrieves the semen with his mouth from the orifice. While many amateur selchers have removed their own lower ribs to improve their selching prowress, the National Selching Committee in Iowa City has disavowed this practice, referring to it as Performance Enhancing De-ribbing.

You'd think all that yoga practice would make him an excellent selcher; however, he almost always needs a felchor to perform a successful felch.

Cuba tried to establish a self-sustaining economy. Relying on one's self only works in selching.

Can you selch in Mars? True selchers can selch anywhere.

by Prof. Mars April 4, 2013