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Sneakerton 

A sneakerton is a person who uses clever ways to deceive people and elude bad situations. This is most often found when playing video games. They are very sneaky.

Many people believe that they are sneakertons but they often do not grasp the idea of a true sneakerton. They often end up trying to hard and then people mock them.
When playing Modern Warfare 2 someone who has a much higher skill level than another player may act as a sneakerton and kill other players in deceiving and comical ways. Sneakertons are very good at luring opponents into traps and evading death.
Sneakerton by The Sneakerton February 5, 2010

Sneakering 

The act of neglecting everything important in your life in order to obtain over hyped footwear. Sneakering usually results in countless hours and money wasted in hopes of getting a pair before they're all sold out and you have to hit up the club in your LA Gear light up shoes or Keds.
Martha knew her marriage was over when she caught Brad camping out in front of a Foot Locker sneakering with a sneaker hoe.
Sneakering by it'shammatimeyo March 23, 2012

Asylum Sneakers 

An inexpensive sandal like shoe worn by illegal immigrants e.g. Mexicans, Iraqi's.
Ali: I can't wait to rid myself of these Asylum sneakers and get me some Nikes.
Asylum Sneakers by Man of Doomage December 20, 2008

Fake Sneakers 

Fake sneakers (also known as reps) are a replica of a sneaker. Usually cost substantially less than the "Authentic" sneakers.
"Yo are those the SB Travis Scott Dunks?!" - Random Kid

"Yeah, they are fake sneakers though." - Another random kid
Fake Sneakers by jpskell April 14, 2022

White Sneakers 

When a man (one that may possess an extreme foot fetish) cums, or blows his load, all over the feet of his partner.
Guy1: You doin' anything cool this weekend, bro?

Guy2: Yeah dude, I plan on giving my girlfriend a pair of white sneakers in bed tonight.
White Sneakers by Sara & Dustin February 11, 2010

$100 sneakers 

Hundred dollar sneakers usually refer to Air Jordans or higher priced Nike Air Force Ones. $100 sneaks are the standard footwear from the Bay area to New York City. You're lucky if you can actually grab a pair of exclusive retro Jordans or Forces for $100 because they sell out at retail stores very quickly. Many pairs of exclusive jordans and forces sell out at stores within minutes. And if you still want a pair after they happen to sell out at stores, you will have to pay up to several hundred dollars more by purchasing them online. It is almost impossible to always have the latest pair of AJs or Air Forces because a newer hotter looking pair comes out every month. People may not always compliment you on your fresh $100 sneakers, but they sure will be quick to clown on your ass if you're wearing a dogged pair that are more than a year old.
"Boomin' like a speaker with my $100 sneakers..."
-Buckshot Shorty, Black Moon circa 1993
$100 sneakers by thagoldenchild07 December 27, 2008