snapdawg

a totally comical term used to show a surprised or upsetted attitude towards the subject being talked about

scott: "i forgot to bring the sheet."
alex : "ah snapdawg!"

by holymoly24 April 25, 2010

Snarcarfullated

Congested, with extreme mucus and phlegm. Usually accompanied by coughing and sneezing. Symptoms of the common cold or allergies.

Ira stayed home from basketball practice because he was snarcarfullated.

by Michael C. D'Aloia January 4, 2008

snarfa-potamus

A person of larger stature, whom may be of either sex, that bitches and complains all the time. People of that fall into this catagory usually smell of crotch cheese.

Damn.. she bitching again?? what a snarfa-potamus. Stinky snarfa-potamus go wash your vagina!!

by oogitty boogitty April 1, 2009

Snarpapus

A once thought to be fictional creature of little known origin.

It is believed, however, that it is the somewhat unwanted byproduct of a Tourette's-ridden and slightly diseased mind.

Dude, that snarpapus is crazy looking.

by Coridan September 7, 2009

snordatdude

One of the greatest reaction youtubers of all time. A little on the overweight side, and has prosthetic legs but he’s still the goat.

who’s the fat dude you watch on youtube?
oh that’s snordatdude.

by greattray December 9, 2021

snarkalicious

Sarcastic. A term used exclusively by the kind of pathetic, trying too hard future soccer mamas to whose "jokes" friends can only respond with a blank stare and vague, twitchy attempt at a smile. Seriously, don't ever, ever use this word. It is strictly douchebags.

"Then the waitress at TGI Friday's was like, 'Do you want a doggy bag?' and I was like, 'No, I just want to throw out the other half of this pork chop!' I mean, seriously! She had it coming."

"Wow, girl. Snarkalicious!"

by Not That Kind of Girl August 30, 2009

snarkalepsy

(n.) A widely recognized medical condition whereby an individual undergoes periods of pronounced "snarkiness" without realizing he or she has uncorked a big ol' bottle of categorically snide comments and poured his or her friend (possibly even a passer-by) a full measure, brimming over.

The condition is best likened to experiencing a dense mental fog or black out which is often accompanied by a slight tingling sensation (said to come from the subconcious awareness of issuing one's peer a serious verbal beat-down).

Snarkalepsy was first diagnosed in 1858 when, without warning or malice aforethought, Abraham Lincoln called Stephen Douglass a "no good pirate hooker" in the midst of a debate.

Paul: "I was just diagnosed with a pretty bad case of snarkalepsy."

Oprah: "Paul, that's such sad news."

Paul: "Oh, you have opinions? Neat."

Oprah: "Well that was very rude."

Paul: "...I'm sorry, I snarked out for a minute, what happened?"

by Snarky the snark-dog March 9, 2010