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Texas Snapping Turtle 

That girl has the most rank Texas Snapping Turtle I've ever smelt

Angolan Snapping Turtle 

When a man's penis hits the far edge of a females clitoris, it makes a loud flesh-to-flesh noise similar to that of a snapping turtle.
"Golly I banged Emma so hard yesterday I made an Angolan Snapping Turtle."

Norwegian Snapping Turtle 

A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).
"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"

Kentucky Snapping Turtle

A sexual act including two males and one female in which the female is giving one male a blow job while having intercourse via doggy style with the other male. (See "running the train") When the male rams his penis into the females vagina, she, in turn, bites down onto the blow job recipient's penis.
"Damn, when you rammed it to that ho, she pulled a Kentucky Snapping Turtle and took a chunk out of my dick!"

rapid snapping turtle syndrome 

a term given to the rapid chattering of a persons jaw when high on MDMA
"looks like that lads got rapid snapping turtle syndrome snapper"

Bohemian Snapping Turtle 

A shot of Blue Curaçao and Melon liqueur
I’ll have a beer and a Bohemian Snapping turtle