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bloody snakeskin

The sexual act of when a girl pops her cherry on the boys condom, she will get down and give him a blow job and lick the blood off.
Philip: Damn, I heard Robert got a bloody snakeskin from Shannon.

Omar: Oh dude thats rout!
by Dickdaddy June 28, 2012
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South Aurora snakeskin

Mostly used in times of desperate measure, the South Aurora snakeskin is the act of two males aligning their engorged members, then rolling a latex contraceptive device off one gentleman's shaft onto the other's, thus completing a successful "prophylactic pass-off"
Realizing he had nothing but wrappers left in his bedside table, Rich stalled any intimate relations with his current flame until he heard the moaning desist from his roommate Evan's bedroom. He quietly knocked, whipped it out, and accepted a South Aurora Snakeskin.
by Christhevandal November 16, 2011
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vacuum-cleaner salesman

Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.
All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.
by LaughingAllTheWay February 24, 2011
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touché salesman

1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.

2. a common reference to Family Guy
"Hold on there, son. 2+2=4, not 5."
"...Touché salesman"
by ogcopkilla April 27, 2007
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Snakeskin Slap

The act of responsibly using a condom during sex, then, while hiding the fact that you're about to cum, pull out, rip the condom off, and simutaneously slap her in the face with the condom while re-penetrating and cumming in the lucky girls vagina.
Last night I snakeskin slapped that bitch from the bar but I think she gave me herpes.
by Lord Indrid November 11, 2009
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Mitsubishi salesman

1)A person who sells Mitsubishi vehicles.
2)A derogatory term for a person with an indecipherable oriental accent. Originating from one being confused as to what their intended meaning (Is he teaching me something, or trying to sell me a Mitsubishi?). Coined by students in the University of Akron's Mechanical Engineering department.
Don't take that professor, he's a total Mitsubishi salesman.
by Benzin October 30, 2008
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Happy Mask Salesman

A character from Majora's Mask, he owns the Happy Mask Shop in Ocarina of Time.
The Happy Mask Salesman gave me the creeps, oh wait I was just reading my thoughts out loud...
by Noodlez667 November 1, 2016
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