Smurfs are the blue cartoon characters that live in mushroom houses.
Smurfs are also people that buy phenylpropanolamine for a speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) cook. Since Phenylpropanolamine can be turned into Phenyl-2-Propanone, then into Ethylamphetamine, you tell the smurfs to buy Phenylpropanolamine. Smurfs get paid to get Phenylpropanolamine, but there's a chance they could get arrested. There are a lot of smurfs.
Smurfs are also people that buy phenylpropanolamine for a speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) cook. Since Phenylpropanolamine can be turned into Phenyl-2-Propanone, then into Ethylamphetamine, you tell the smurfs to buy Phenylpropanolamine. Smurfs get paid to get Phenylpropanolamine, but there's a chance they could get arrested. There are a lot of smurfs.
Crank: Buy Phenylpropanolamine. I'll pay you.
Steve: ok.
*buys Phenylpropanolamine.
Steve: *Hands Phenylpropanolamine (PPA) to Crank.
Crank: *Hands money.
Thanks smurfs
Crank: Cooks Crystal Speed.
Steve: ok.
*buys Phenylpropanolamine.
Steve: *Hands Phenylpropanolamine (PPA) to Crank.
Crank: *Hands money.
Thanks smurfs
Crank: Cooks Crystal Speed.
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1. Cares only about the implications and manifestations.
2. Deeper meaning and intricate connections are not immediately apparent.
3. Can't look behind the veil and swims only in shallow waters..
1. Cares only about the implications and manifestations.
2. Deeper meaning and intricate connections are not immediately apparent.
3. Can't look behind the veil and swims only in shallow waters..
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Someone in the MOBA game 'League of Legends' who pretends to be a higher rank than he is and turns out to be fucking shit and ass at the game.
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*two individuals discussing a music track*
level-headed person: the artist using a vocoder to do a guitar solo with his voice was very meaningful since it symbolized the audience's inability to truly understand his emotions despite his effort to express them.
surface level person: nah dude that shit was whack. it lasted 9 minutes and i couldn't understand the ending! plus i've seen the sneakers he sells and they are ugly!
level-headed person: it's not meant to be understood as verbal language, but as audible emotion. and what do the sneakers have to do with the song? can you at least be a bit specific about what you didn't like?
surface level person: the song is just trash!
level-headed person: the artist using a vocoder to do a guitar solo with his voice was very meaningful since it symbolized the audience's inability to truly understand his emotions despite his effort to express them.
surface level person: nah dude that shit was whack. it lasted 9 minutes and i couldn't understand the ending! plus i've seen the sneakers he sells and they are ugly!
level-headed person: it's not meant to be understood as verbal language, but as audible emotion. and what do the sneakers have to do with the song? can you at least be a bit specific about what you didn't like?
surface level person: the song is just trash!
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1) to express disbelief while also confirming that someone did in fact perform the action in question
2) to answer someone questioning whether or not you did something (serious manner, similar to “swear to god” or “cross my heart”)
3) when you see a deceased mythical dwarf, blue in color, usually wearing a hat and shoes
1) to express disbelief while also confirming that someone did in fact perform the action in question
2) to answer someone questioning whether or not you did something (serious manner, similar to “swear to god” or “cross my heart”)
3) when you see a deceased mythical dwarf, blue in color, usually wearing a hat and shoes
1) “Hey dude I finally got my adult circumcision!”
“Dead smurf!?”
“Dead smurf.”
2) “Yo did you hear Tom had to get an adult circumcision?”
“That’s impossible, I’ve seen his penis on multiple occasions and I thought he was already circumcised.”
“Nah bro - dead smurf”
3) “Yo what’s that dead thing on the ground?”
“I don’t know, is it blue?”
“Yeah”
“Oh - dead smurf”
“Dead smurf!?”
“Dead smurf.”
2) “Yo did you hear Tom had to get an adult circumcision?”
“That’s impossible, I’ve seen his penis on multiple occasions and I thought he was already circumcised.”
“Nah bro - dead smurf”
3) “Yo what’s that dead thing on the ground?”
“I don’t know, is it blue?”
“Yeah”
“Oh - dead smurf”
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