SMUL

Shitting Myself Uncontrollably Laughing

OMG! IM TOTALLY GONNA SMUL RIGHT NOW

by Have-u-got-it October 6, 2023

smuledged

generally fucked up, act of being smashed, broken,and or battered, recieving a beatdown, feeling after consuming large amounts of alcohol. misconstruded command heard on psone C&C.

"Moose got smuledged in DG."
"That Deer got smuledged by that rifle."

by Jason David Josh January 27, 2006

Shulzy

the act of performing a hot carl and a dirty sanchez simultaneously while drinking the breast milk of a Cambodian immigrant.

Robert Shulz holds the record for the most consecutive Shulzys on a full moon.

by roberts anal adventure June 5, 2010

Cobie Smulders

Most beautiful woman on the face of earth. Best known for playing Robin Scherbatsky on How I met your mother.

Ted: "I want Robin. I love her."

Marshall, Lily and Barney: "Come on, not this again!"

Ted: "But it's Robin, the woman of my dreams."

GuyV: "Hey who's that hot chick who always appears on HIMYM?"

GuyV2: "She is Cobie Smulders. The definition of beauty."

by theVguy August 9, 2016

smutze

A rarely used word for jizz.

Likely based on the Yiddish word "schmutz", which means filth or something that can stain.

Pronounced smootz, smutts, smuttsee.

"She has smutze on her shirt."

"I smutzed on her last night."

by capt_colada October 29, 2009

smullet

swoopy in the front mullet in the back

Hey did you see Americas Got Talent last night? That one kid had a full on smullet.

by AlexaLuvs September 9, 2010

Smutzer

Someone of grand stature. Stays in the background not usually center of attention, artistic, sarcastic, very sexual.

With a name like Smutzer, you know it has to be good

by 01000111s June 8, 2011