Simultanatelephobia

The fear of trying to call someone at the exact moment they are trying to call you, and thus being irrationally afraid to pick up the phone for fear that the party trying to reach you would receive a busy signal. This mental illness was very common before the advent of "call waiting".

The nervous bitch wouldn't let anyone use the phone because of her simultanatelephobia.

by Alan V. February 19, 2005

Saulting

To obsessivly cock-block by DJing

Dude that DJ is saulting me.

by DJ SAULT April 19, 2011

smulka

A god awful monster cock that lives in your nightmares. You try to run but it always catches you and drags you back down to its lair where it Takes your anus to the f-train and makes you ride it till you die.

Omg did you here what happened to tommy

No what

They say a Smulka got him

Then it's time to leve town

Don't forget your butt plug

by Monsieur fife September 8, 2013

Smullin

A police informer who likes nothing better than grassing people up in return for a nice profit

Don't be a smullin lad

by Smullin September 29, 2014

Cobie Smulders

A Canadian actress best known for playing 'Robin Scherbatsky' on the hit CBS show 'how i met your mother' and also for her role of 'Maria Hill' in the 'Marvel' 2012 film: The Avengers (USA)/Avengers Assemble (UK). Born 03/04/1982 she is married to 'Saturday Night Live's' Tarran Killam and was gifted with a beautiful daughter named Shaelyn Cado (Cado meaning gift) Killam on 14/05/2009. Cobie started her career as a model when she was a young adolescent but luckily found her way to our TV screens and into our hearts.

"Oh my, it's Cobie Smulders looking stunning as ever".

by Gracie Sparkles September 7, 2013

whoever smelt it dealt it

A rhyming phrase used to accuse the person who first brought up the subject of someone in the room having farted as being the culprit themselves.

Bob: Guys, who farted?
Tom: Whoever smelt it dealt it.

by Stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppp December 14, 2017

simultaneous trumpfinger

A now popular occurrence describing the phenomenon of a group of people flipping an emphatic bird at the same moment, often at the mere sound of 45’s voice.

Simultaneous trumpfinger, while watching the news, has become a family bonding experience in our household.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2020