Smoliver

Anyone who looks like, acts like, our just might be Dwight Schrute.

Is That the guy from the Office?? No, it's Smoliver.

by Bra son June 9, 2011

Smoli

A portmanteau of the words Small and Loli which in general just means Loli. This word originated and is used as a category on Shädbase.

"Shadman made another smoli picture of Violet from 'The Incredibles' again."

by Mylil May 24, 2019

Simulingus

Simultaneously performing the act of cunnilingus and analingus on the same person during a threesome.

I had a threesome with a couple the other day where they performed simulingus on me. It was the best orgasm I ever had in a while

by Ktom45 June 21, 2022

Smilies

See:
(:*, :), =)happy
):*, :(, =( sad
=D joyous
D= horrified
=p playful
=3 cute, charmed
=/ unsure, neutral
=s unsure, thinking
=x sealed lips
=o, =0 surprise, astonishment
=*(, D*= a single tear
x_x awful, "oh crap"
>_< constipated
n_n, ^_^, ^^ nice, cheerful
u_u, v_v disappointed, downcast
o_o, 0_0 "woah", "omg"
>_>, <_< "wtf"
._. neutral, blank
T_T stream of tears
@_@ confused, mesmerised
-_- "sigh", annoyance
=_= "curses"
=^_^= happy kittie**

* usually used when avoiding the automatically triggered chatroom smilies
** The "whiskers" can be added to almost all horizontal (underscore-based) smilies

by Lexeh December 28, 2005

smilin Jack

A condition that occurs when one is shooting a semi-automatic pistol and runs out of amunition. The slide locks back in the open position. This is especially troubling in the middle of a gun fight because your opponent now knows your weapon is empty.

Paul was in trouble, he was surrounded and his piece was in smilin Jack, he might as well been holding his dick in his hand.

by Jackel in Brawley April 13, 2007

smufication

to suffocate and smother someone at the same time.

Dude, that serial killer used smufication on that girl to kill her.

by Skye Johnson February 23, 2008

Smunion

(n) a cross between a smun (a slut, whore, etc.) and onion. This term is supposed to give the connotation of being a hot, yet heinously drunk, female yearking for male companion/lay

Hey smunion lemme get at you

by LLKoolJew September 30, 2010